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Dear Tumblr:

I don’t think my life is THAT sad that I need to follow myself.

Please, stop.

Thank you

You know there is something wrong with society when you go to Google Images and search sexy pose and all you find is WOMEN POSING ALMOST NUDE AND I AM PISSED BECAUSE I WANTED TO DO A THING WITH AOBA FOR A FRIEND WTF WHERE ARE THE MEN POSING PROVOCATIVELY

thegirlflamingo:

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"Oldie? That’s bullshit! I’m so ravishing and young~." She smiled in her own airhead fantasy until she heard the rest of the other’s words. Snickering, she replies "You are such an amateur, you didn’t even bother tying me up, " She stole a glance at her hands hinting at her devil fruit powers.

You are 41 years old and you have wrinkles all over your face. Ravishing and young as a raisin. Lawko stared at the scalpel falling from her hands and clenched her fists. Oh… That’s what I was forgetting…

Children of the blue || Rubberbastard & Trafalgarqueenofhearts

rubberbastard:

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What an annoying, stubborn girl! Luffy’s air was cut off for a moment as nails dug into the flesh around his neck. The child wasn’t use to these kinds of fights, he never had fought against someone who weighted less then he said, someone physically weaker than him. He hadn’t ever experienced such a cunning fighting method, he was use to kicks and punches but not choke locks. He flailed about desperately, trying his hardest to get Lawko to release him but, just as the grip seemed to loosen slightly after a daring spin,  he realized he had accidentally spun the two over the railing of the step, having been too focused on getting her off to keep trace of their location. It was only lucky that they hadn’t fallen off the other side of the ship into the water, for it would have meant death for both of the future pirates.

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Instead they fell onto the ground, plopping down in such a way that Lawko fell on top of him. That way of falling was rather desirable, seeing how Luffy was made out of rubber, it might make the young doctor’s fall easier.

Though, their troubles weren’t quite over. The ground was steep, heading downhill. Before Luffy could even get his wits together, he found himself spinning some more, this time down the hill lined with bushes and trees that would lead somewhere to town. 

What hurt the most though was that with every roll, the seven-year-old knew he was getting further and further away from the meat that he had once been so close to taking. 

Lawko was then really screwed. There she was, in the midle of somewhere where she was sure there were dangers and where there was a high chance the stupid intruder could have allies. She had seen a place like that before. After all, the forest in Green Bit was more than similar to the one they ended up at, and her homeland, even if she barely remembered it, it had great amounts of green on its hills.

She quickly stood up and patted away all the dust and dirt on her dress. There was no doubt that someone would get scolded and it was her for irresponsibilty, fighting with the people in the island and getting her clothes dirty. What a great day. Bad thing just couldn’t help but get piled one after one.

She kneeled next to the boy and pulled him from the hat, making him turn around. He was even heavier when she had lost all her stamina. She wrinkled her nose. He did not only look like a monkey, he also smelled like one. Or maybe it was that she was used to the almost obsessively clean places.

I’m going to make food for the fighter fish out of your ugly ass! Who are you even supposed to be?

Send me “Soulmate” for a starter for AU where everyone is born with their soulmate’s name tattooed on their wrist like a birthmark and my muse got your muse’s name on their wrist.
trafalgarqueenofhearts whispered:

thegirlflamingo:

SEND ME A ★ FOR MY MUSE’S REACTION TO YOURS PICKING THEM UP AND THROWING THEM OVER THEIR SHOULDER

Two arms picked up Doflamingo and even though she could only see the back, she could already tell who it was. She balled up her hands in a fist and pounded on the woman’s back screaming, 

"Let me go fool! These roles are supposed to be switched!"

She pouted in a childish manner and soon gave up on trying to release herself.

Shut up, oldie. You’re noisy. She huffed and dropped her carelessly. She pulled a sharp scalpel out of her pocket and a great smirk appeared on her face, giving her a psycho look. I just thought roles are better this way, right? After all, I promise I would destroy you and this has to be this way to do it.

thegirlflamingo whispered: HELLO! *HUGS YOU REAL TIGHT* WOULD YOU PLEASE SEND THIS TO THE FIRST TEN PEOPLE ON YOUR DASH TO KEEP IT GOING? MAKE SOMEONES DAY WITH A HUG!

oh no

unexpected hugs

human contact 

SEND ME A ★ FOR MY MUSE’S REACTION TO YOURS PICKING THEM UP AND THROWING THEM OVER THEIR SHOULDER

queenofspies:

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bonus points for the reason

so I just noticed there isn’t much art from little Lawko and I needed some for Children of The Blue so I decided that I’ll use Miuna Shiodome as FC for Little Lawko.

Icons are from anime-icon-plaza and saku-chii. I am too lazy to make my own for now XD

Abusive plots;
Please like/reblog if you’re fine with abusive, kidnapping, torturous, generally triggering plots. I need some people to para with so yeah. Thanks.